Thank you for choosing Minecraft Plus Pro Max as something you will stare for 4 hours straight cuz you have ADHD!
Download for Electricity Burning device
(yeah um sry but doesn't work for linux, only 64 bit gaming os)
(Note: actual executable screen saver. Like we had in the 90's)
(Note: i did not live the 90's)
or
Run in Browser
(requires kinda modern browser, works for me, i use arch btw)
(Note: this is not assoiciated in any way with Mojang AB neither with Microsoft, this is pure satire)
Downloading resources (idk why this thing is like 16MB)
Downloading assembly thingy